Me:
Can I have £2.50 on my Oyster card and scratch card number 9 please?
Newsagent:
Sure just put your Oyster card on there. Lottery wasn't it?
Me:
Me:
Err...
Newsagent:
*Produces Lotto ticket*
Me:
Me:
Thankyou. Can I have scratch card 9 please?
The next day.
Me:
Hey, do you know what the Lotto numbers were for last night?
Newsagent:
Sure, here they are.
Newsagent:
Sure, here they are.
*Interlude as I check the numbers*
Me:
I think I got three numbers!
I think I got three numbers!
Newsagent:
Congratulations!!
Congratulations!!
*Produces crisp ten pound note*
The lesson: sometimes, just go with it.
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