In times like these

To quote Stephen K. Amos
you need to "find the funnies"

So in these times where you're waist deep in desperation and you always seem to be one step behind

just try to find the positives.

So what you've got a 6000 word report due in in under 36 hours?

So what you're gonna be working your mismatched little socks off constantly until then?

In 36 hours it will be done. And you will be free to waste as much time as you'd like.

So what if the weathers horrible?

Your umbrellas blown inside out, your coat isn't waterproof and you didn't get a seat on the train.

You'll be home soon. You can have a long hot bath and mooch around in your comedy Primark pyjamas.

I have a lot of experience in looking for the silver lining, but only because I've had a lot of dark clouds to look for them round.

Remember: when you're swimming in shit, it's best to keep your chin up.


P.S.
My blog hit 1000 unique views last week. I am flattered and mildly disturbed that so many people are actually reading this